I am really only passionate about two things in life, Porn and Escorts. Since the days of backpage I was hooked on getting escorts. Once Backpage shut down I've been scrambling to find new escort sites for myself and my peeps. I feel like it's my honor and duty as The Porn Guy to share my knowledge and expertise to find and rank the best escort sites.

What do local escorts charge ?

Escorts in the US charge on average 150$ – 200$ for half an hour and 200$ – 300$ for a 1 hour session. It is also common to find escorts posting “quick visits'' which means 15-20 minutes or less. You could find these for 40$-100$ depending on how desperate the escort is to get business.  These are on the more popular sites like Listcrawler and Skipthegames. On the higher end when you go on escort sites like Eros or Slixa then you're looking at around 500$ per hour.

There are so many Escort Websites in 2022! Which site do i pick? 😯

Let me tell yeah how it works, I put the escort sites with the most popularity at the top. Youll find the most babes posting ads on these sites, Then i added some specific sites for rub & tugs, TS trannies, 40$ whores, high end prostitutes and heck even virgins. I then went out of my way travelled the globe and found the most popular escort sites from all over the world.  So no matter where you are on this planet, I got your back!

How do i know these are the best escort sites ?

Unlike other dudes on the web I only find the best and list the best escort sites. Escorts are one thing that i am really passionate about. I put in the work to study and find all the top escort sites in the world. I only listed the ones with the highest traffic from the most credible sources. At the same time i threw in a few specialty niche escort sites. Like for specific regions, shemales, virgins and even just strictly rub and tugs.

Are there local escorts near me ?

Well unless you live deep in butt fuck nowhere , I am pretty sure there are escorts near you! Keep in mind this is the oldest profession in the world. (Little known fact) Jesus was born just 1 block away from a brothel.  If you cant find a escort near you from my list then you have to move your hick ass to the city because where i live there are tons of escorts near me!

Hey Porn Guy can i find escort services from Ts escorts?

If you aren't looking for your average call girl, or maybe female escorts are just not for you, then i have your back my friend! The truth is there is most likely a variety of local escorts near you. TS escorts are becoming widely popular now a days given the demand . Pornhub is proving this TS escort fetish is getting some serious traction now a days! If you want to go get a dick in your ass then your not alone! You'll find a few good shemale escort sites to choose from in my escort directory.

Porn Guy how do i get laid if prostitution is illegal ?

In most countries around the world and in the USA, prostitution is illegal. Sexual services cant be discussed or paid for. However the act of sex between 2 adults is totally ok . Keep in mind when you hire an escort its for “companionship". But trust me she'll probably be the freakiest and most satisfying companion you have ever met, who'll put your wife or GF to shame in the sheets.

How do i assure she will lick my balls while sticking her finger up my ass?

Hold your horses there cowboy! A lot of these chicks don't like to talk heat shit over the phone for obvious legal reasons. If you directly talk about sexual services she will most likely ignore you or hang up the phone. You need to learn your self some common acronyms when discussing anything sexual with an escort… Ok this one is on me; “rim play"

What's it like to get a Escort?

As you can imagine I've been with tons of local escorts and escorts all over the world. I've hired these calls girls from various agencies, right out of strip clubs, rub and tugs, bathhouses, massage parlors. You name it. Getting an escort is really a beautiful experience. Imagine a nice new beautiful moist flower in front of your face just ready to get pounded until you blow a load in it. One commonality is when you arrive to see an escort they will do whatever it takes to make you feel comfortable and like a king, Sure different escorts have different personalities, but their aim goal is always to please you.

Escort Sites

If your bored ass is asking me… Get An escort! For what !? ….Well, just stay tuned, I will try to get my hands off my cock and devote some attention to making an explanation. Say, you are in a new city or a familiar one and want to spend time with some of the prettiest and sexiest girls to be had. Then you simply check out Porn Guy's top escort sites page, pick any one of the reliable escort sites in my stash and start dialing digits!

These babes will usually be dressed to kill and can show you all around the city, with you both having enough fun to fill up several lifetimes. You can fuck your escort till she’s nearly comatose, but not all escorts offer sex, so remember that and ask first before putting your hand under her dress and twiddling with her moist twat!

Escorts come in just about every imaginable shape, size, and color, plus all types of physical attributes. You can book some on the streets, while for others you need to make arrangements with an escort agency. And yes, an escort is not a prostitute, as she is hired mostly to keep you entertained, rather than to fuck your brains out of that Mandigo that freely and rather menacingly swings in your shorts!

Call Girls Taking care of business!

For you businessmen, escorts provide an opportunity to hire a pretty lady and show her off to everyone that matters, including your boss. Even better, nothing stops you from hiring these babes when you go to visit your parents in another city and have them pretend to be your new girlfriend or lover. That comes in useful when your parents have been pestering you for long to date and produce babes like mad!

Escorts entertain and keep you company. If you are the gambling type they can go with you to your favorite casino and make you feel less lonely as you battle with Lady Luck. If you are a more laid back type, you can take one or two escorts with you to a luncheon, or picnic and there have fun under the sky. Yes, escorts have a lot of uses, with new ones being discovered all the time.

If you are the wild type, then escorts are perfectly what the doctor ordered. You can take them chicks clubbing, go on vacation with them and have them give you the kind of erotic massages that makes you feel so heavenly you could flap your wings and fly! If sex and very mind-blowing sex at that interest you, escorts are fully ready for that too and know just about every trick in the trade, plus lots more they haven’t written about yet!

Local Escorts on speed dial!

It turns out that if you have a phone you can hire a call girl. Depending where in the world you are you might have to go on a escort website represented by an agency to hire a girl. Unless your min US , Canada or really most first world countries escorts typically are independent. At the end of the day the routine is the same! Pick the perfect girl for you, pay for her, and have her meet you either at your place or wherever she is staying. The whole thing is very discrete too.

The  escort agencies are usually a little more pricey but they are aright! Less chances of getting robbed or scammed. I know if i was in a third world country somewhere i would go with an agency all the way.

These Escort Girls are trained, talented and totally worth it!

See, most escorts are very highly trained and skilled and speak multiple languages. They are perfect in every way too and could give any top supermodel a run for her money. Their skills range from twerking to dancing, strip teasing, and giving sublime massages and all are entertainers who can converse with you on most topics and flatter you so well you feel like the biggest and most wonderful man in the world. And when you do get them in the sack, you will find them so tight you almost lose your mind and so expert at hard fucking that it is all you can do to hang on and not go crazy!

At the end of the day there’s no doubt at all in my mind that I would sell my soul for most of the sexy escorts I have seen, So yes, escorts are assuredly worth it, at least the ones I have hired so far. But better don’t tell my wife about that!

Picking the right escort site!

Well, I don’t really have a favorite escort site right now, as each offers something special that the others try to but fail to match. Just read my reviews, view the girls in the different escort sites, and let your dick make your choice for you. Yes, it is that simple!

And oh, if you do manage to find yourself cock-deep in one escort or the other, your wife or significant other is going to be royally pissed if you scoop up one STD or the other. So, be sure to use a condom and keep that good dick properly protected!